d benefit for being smoker.. hehe (kidding)

Ever read the joke about "Cigarettes Make Benefit of Man"? Please read on below:
1. Secondhand smoke is more dangerous than active smoking, to reduce these risks is the active smoking.

2. Avoid the evil deeds because they never met people who kill, steal and fight, smoking.

3. Reduce the risk of death; in the news never encountered people who died in a smoking position.

4. Do good deeds; if there are people who want to borrow some matches while playing games at least have ready / not disappoint those who want to borrow.

5. Good for politeness / friendliness; If I meet such people in the place we play the game we can offer a cigarette. If base-basinya nawarin's money lavishly.

6. Provide employment for tobacco workers, doctors, hawkers,
ashtray manufacturers, factories and companies cough medicine packaging.

7. Able to reason to add salary because there is a post for cigarettes and the risk of holey clothes ignite a cigarette.

8. Can add to the atmosphere of rural / nature for Airconditioned room with smoke, so as to appear hazy.

9. Eliminate odors perfume the room for perfume allergy.

10. If the car broke down because there was no fire ngadat spark plugs, then it is ready to fire.

11.Membantu family planning program and reduce fraud because he allegedly smoking can cause *******.

12. Exercising patience and never give up because of pep for beginners
smoking is not easy; was coughing and gagging but still forwarded (for graduate).

13. For health indicators, usually people who are sick must be banned before smoking. So that smoking is definitely a healthy person.

14. Add to the enjoyment: the afternoon drinking coffee and eating cakes so delicious. Not to mention smoking!

15. Sign if it was morning, we'd hear a chicken smoking.

16. Anti-thief, the sound of heavy smokers cough at night effectual to expel criminals.
17. Helping filming nasty, cigarette use for nyundut criminals who are bound in a chair champ ... "hahaha suffering painful General ..!!!

18. Certainly more stylish cowboy films if smoking while naek horse, because if he ngupil really hard.

19. Create a youth, because it is said people who smoke heavily have not already dead ahead until old lung cancer. Other facts ... about 30% of people died in the world are smokers. 70% of his non-smokers ..!